Deep space enlistment · open now
DWRF
Something out there wants your world. DWRF is organising the resistance, and would like you on the team.
Enlist with DWRF! Defend your world! Worry about the rest later! (The rest is mostly explosions.)
Intercepted transmission from DWRF
DWRF briefing stats
- ∞ Hostile sectors Rounded up for morale
- 112% Briefing optimism Exceeds recommended dosage
- 0 Plan Bs on file Plan A is very confident though
- Maybe Weekend plans saved Pending theatre review
Trust the briefing
Something wants your world. DWRF would like you to help keep it. We have the posters, the certainty, and at least one clipboard operating at full capacity. You have a planet and a pulse. Enlist. Seems fair.
Enlist today
This fight does not stay on one world. Ships in the dark. Noise past your horizon. DWRF is recruiting anyway, because panic is for civilians. Sign up. Report for duty. Bring a willing attitude and shoes you can run in.
Defend your world (weekends optional)
The war does not care about your weekend plans. DWRF has pencilled in "morale" between "counterattack" and "lunch." Hold the line. Look brave in front of the neighbours. The enemy is doing enemy things with alarming confidence. DWRF says it is going splendidly. Enlist. Keep your world.
Incoming transmission
DWRF's three-step defence plan
- Step 1: Point at the sky and say “not on my watch.”
- Step 2: Hand you a DWRF badge that is definitely not a sticker.
- Step 3: Worry about steps 4 through 900 later. Possibly never.
DWRF · relay feed
We interrupt your regular programming. You were almost having a nice evening.
Classified-ish archive
Propaganda recovered from the void
Pulled from our Concept Art gallery - community pieces, sketches, and posters cleared for public morale by DWRF public affairs. Everyone is having a wonderful time. Officially.
Sponsored by Be Coola
Final orders
Your planet called. DWRF picked up.
You’ve heard the briefing. You’ve sat through the adverts. All that’s left is signing up. DWRF considers hesitation a form of enthusiasm.